Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong

vexingholmes:

why people said skulduggery pleasant came back as a skeleton:

  • his rage was strong enough to keep his consciousness in his body even after death
  • the necromancer magic keeping him from dying didn’t protect his body from being burned away so he only had his bones left

why skulduggery pleasant actually came back as a skeleton:

  • the universe could not pass up the opportunity to make the guy named skulduggery into a walking skeleton

numptyspoon:

Ah yes, here come the DJD;

  • Not a microwave
  • Philips blender
  • Voice-box McGee
  • Electric Wheelchair
    and
  • small gun the faceless wonder

amethystinterest:

headcanon that kaikaina grif is actually the agent hawaii of project freelancer, sent to monitor the alpha ai after flowers’s reported death

her superiors have long been confused as to whether she is the most fearless soldier they’ve ever met, willing to leap into a volatile battleground and chew out the top-ranked freelancers of the organization, or just really, really, really dumb

I got the weather mod to work.

I got the weather mod to work.

*Finally installs mods and textures packs*

My god, I’ve been living as a caveman.

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

mamamidnight:

bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

God damn it.

stupih:

my hero

In related news, the bus is late.

The girl next to me at the bus stop is very pretty and I am very gay.